December 14, 2016 Christmas Jerks Play Grinch and Steal Nativity and Beer in Southeast Austin These three kings of the orient, they are not. A bit intoxicated, however? We’... Posted in Keep Austin Weird, News
September 28, 2016 Austin Man Dances The Texas Two Step During Police Sobriety Test Although drunk driving is a serious crime and never ever humorous, the interacti... Posted in News
May 10, 2016 Fight Over Line Cutting Leads To Taco-Fueled Homicide In Austin Just after bar-close at 2:38 a.m. on Sunday, May 8th, the Austin Police Departme... Posted in Keep Austin Weird, News
May 3, 2016 Austin Woman ‘Karate Kid Crane Kicks’ A Cop Because She ‘Had A Bad Day’ It would be easy to think that someone was filming a reboot of The Next Karate K... Posted in Keep Austin Weird, News
March 29, 2016 Police: Austin-Area Woman Asks To Have Meth Tested For Ebola Police in Granite Shoals, just northwest of Austin, arrested a woman last week a... Posted in Keep Austin Weird, News
March 22, 2016 The 10 Biggest SXSW Fails Of 2016 Try as they might, no venue, show producer, panel manager, or police department ... Posted in Festivals, Keep Austin Weird, SXSW
March 21, 2016 Paul Qui Arrested: Girlfriend Claims Drug-Fueled Party Ended In Bloody-Faced Assault Paul Qui, the famous Austinite who won “Top Chef” in 2012 and operat... Posted in News
February 9, 2016 APD Tackled The Wrong Guy in 2012, And Now We Owe Him $877K. The Austin Police Department may have to shell out big money to a man who says h... Posted in News
January 30, 2016 Drunk Kardashian Friend Blac Chyna Arrested In Austin Model Blac Chyna, also known as Angela Renée White, 27, was arrested Friday at ... Posted in Keep Austin Weird, News
January 19, 2016 St. Edward’s University Will Not Allow Guns On Campus The following is a press release from St. Edwards University, issued Wednesday, ... Posted in News
January 18, 2016 Fire Dept: Austin Man Burns Apartment Rug Because He’s Not A ‘Loser’ An Austin man was arrested during the Republican presidential debate on Thursday... Posted in Keep Austin Weird, News
December 30, 2015 Blue Bell Reportedly Being Investigated By The Justice Department Blue Bell Creameries’ products have returned to the shelves of many Austin-are... Posted in News
June 24, 2015 Uber, Lyft Drivers Help APD Bust Purse-Snatching ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ Lookalike There’s crazy news stories, and then there’s this series of events t... Posted in News
December 1, 2014 Drunk Guy Breaks Into Hudson Meats And Promptly Falls Asleep Police recently arrested a 28-year-old man for trespassing after employees of Hu... Posted in Keep Austin Weird, News
August 27, 2014 So, A Human Skull Just Turned Up At An Austin Goodwill Um, guys? Someone sort of just donated a human skull to an Austin-area Goodwill ... Posted in Keep Austin Weird, News