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September 22 @ 1:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Free

Amazingly delicious wines at super-affordable prices! Featuring wines $8 and under!!!!!!

It’s hard to find great wines at this price point. Lucky for you, we drink a lot of bad wine so that you don’t have to. Less than 1 in 15 wines makes it past our rigorous group testing process, so that we can bring you the very best value wines on the market!

Miss Schmitt Sweet White $4.00
Sweet with light body, apple, pear, butter, floral, and mineral
A true superhero wine—saves the day, but it’ll be gone in a Flash!

Yosemite Road Vineyards Chardonnay $6.75
Dry with mineral, Fuji apple, pear, butter, oak, and floral
It’s like a unicorn and a rainbow had a baby and named it Chardonnay.

Emerald Spring Chardonnay (TEXAS) $5.00
Mineral, butter, oak, apple, and floral
This is the duct tape of wines—there’s nothing it can’t fix!

Meridian Pinot Grigio $5.50
Dry with light body, citrus, pear, and mineral
This wine is smartendous—the brighter sibling of stupendous.

Robertson Winery Natural Sweet White $7.25
Sweet with apple, honey, lemon, apricot, and white flower blossom
One small step for a grape, one giant leap for mankind.

Beringer Main & Vine “Red Crush” $4.50
Sweet red wine: Light body with sour cherry jam, raspberry jam, and dark cherry
Luckily this wine doesn’t cost an arm and a leg, otherwise you’d need to bring a friend to pick up more than 2 bottles.

Black Ridge Merlot $7.50
Black cherry, jammy fruit, Bing cherry, and blackberry
Definitely a MILF wine…Merlot I’d Like to Finish!

Jellybean Vineyards Red Wine Blend $7.50
Semi-sweet red wine: Blueberry candy, plum, and raisin
This wine will blow you away, but will still be here when you get back.

Tavernello Red $8.00
Light body with sour cherry, earth, and espresso
This wine will give you the power of ESP—Extra Sangiovese Perception.

“Uncensored” Geyser Peak Red Blend $8.00
Black cherry, sour cherry, blackberry, and dark jammy fruit
Tastes just as good on Venus!

2016 La Nevera Selección Especial Red Blend (ORGANIC) ($22.00 for a 3L box = 4 bottles=$5.50/bottle)
Earth, white pepper, red currant, dark cherry, and raspberry
Guaranteed to not reverse gravity!

2017 California Roots Rosé $5.00
Light body, with berry, and mild citrus
It will blow your socks off…while leaving your shoes on…

2017 La Nevera Selección Especial Rosé (ORGANIC) ($22 for a 3L box = 4 bottles = $5.50/bottle
Mineral, spice, strawberry, orange zest, and cherry blossom
Claim to Fame: This wine has never lost a chess match!

Eufloria Aromatic Rosé $5.00/375 ml can
Light body with very light bubbles, strawberry, peach, and citrus blossom
If this wine were a day of the week, it would be Friday, because you’ll be thanking God for it.

J. Rogét Brut $5.00
Dry sparkling wine: Apple, pear, peach, and white flower blossom
Tastes just as good on Venus!

J. Rogét Spumante $5.00
Sweet sparkling wine: Apple, pear, and floral
This is a “Terminator” wine—one sip and you’ll be saying, “I’ll be back…for more!”


September 22
1:00 pm - 5:00 pm
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